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Post by uhlans on Sept 14, 2007 14:07:50 GMT -4
SEL8 Fines and Penalties
After reading some about the New England cheating and subsequent penalties handed out by the league it got me thinking about are own little world and what sanctions might be appropriate for some common SEL8 infractions.
Now I’m not thinking about the small little annoyances that occur every year in not every month like being late for a meeting, forgetting to turn in a lineup, to name a few. No I’m thinking about some of the more serious SEL8 infractions. Wrong doings that would have cause fights in the old days. Misdeeds that are not forgotten or forgiven. Infractions of not only mankind but of the fantasy football arena that bring shame and heartache to all willing and even non-willing alike. NO !!! The sin I talk of today and yes I think calling it a sin is correct is the sin of not bringing enough beverage with you to a meeting. That’s right folks how many of us have used are time tested “drinks per hour” ratio to determine how many and how long we should stay only to be sabotaged by some undesirable owner getting a beverage from us and undermining are “drinks per hour” ration. Should the penalty be based upon how many fluid ounces are borrowed? Should the lose of draft picks be considered? Does the offender forfeit games?
I ask you one and all what and how should this most grievous offense be handled in a firm yet fair manner.
- Kaiser
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Post by rebels on Sept 14, 2007 14:47:42 GMT -4
I can honestly say that I have never taken an alcoholic beverage from anyone, but as many meetings as we've had over the years, it's hard to believe that everyone can't properly judge what they'll need for the evening. You mentioned a couple of the possible punishments, loss of draft picks and or forfeiture of games, but if we really want to stop it from happening, perhaps we should make the penalty so harsh as to never have this happen again. My solution-- make the offending party watch, in it's entirety, the movie "Sleepless In Seattle". Any man who has ever tried to watch this chick flick, can attest how the testosterone drained from his body as the movie crawled along at an agonizing pace. I'm confident that this punishment alone would curtail any further offenses. I know this sounds cruel and unusual, but if results are what you are looking for, this should do it. Feel free to comment!
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Post by tigers on Sept 15, 2007 11:19:22 GMT -4
The offending party should be forced the two most gut-wrenchings TV shows on earth I've encountered when my grandson is here:
Dora The Explorer and Go Diego Go!
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Post by bucknuts1 on Sept 17, 2007 17:40:50 GMT -4
Bring a case to every meeting and you will be sure not to run out. Guys quit trying to guess and bring plenty.
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Post by uhlans on Sept 18, 2007 9:02:46 GMT -4
Bring a case to every meeting and you will be sure not to run out. Guys quit trying to guess and bring plenty. Welcome bucknuts !! Yet another Ohio State fan I see.
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Post by redtide on Sept 21, 2007 17:27:49 GMT -4
No line ups during Survivor!!!?? During commercials yes!! Or how about this, The Wardogs post their line up on the Al Gore network!! Can you use what your Man Crush created? From a fellow Democrate, who won't stay quiet next meeting.
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